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{"type":"standard","title":"Pan-Africanism in Kenya","displaytitle":"Pan-Africanism in Kenya","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104854266","titles":{"canonical":"Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya","normalized":"Pan-Africanism in Kenya","display":"Pan-Africanism in Kenya"},"pageid":65196146,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Jomo_Kenyatta_1966-06-15.jpg/330px-Jomo_Kenyatta_1966-06-15.jpg","width":320,"height":399},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Jomo_Kenyatta_1966-06-15.jpg","width":610,"height":760},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263309135","tid":"0bf66598-bb39-11ef-863b-13dbf615d36b","timestamp":"2024-12-15T23:05:16Z","description":"Ideology calling for the unity of Africa","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pan-Africanism_in_Kenya"}},"extract":"Pan-Africanism is a cultural and political ideology calling for the unification of the various African communities and their diasporadic counterparts for the purpose of empowering each other. The heights of the movement is primarily characterized in the west by the black nationalist struggles of Marcus Garvey, and the push for greater self determination by W.E.B Du Bois during the early twentieth century. The literature is much vaster once one leaves the western world and enters the African continent, where one can find a consistent effort in much of the territory to unify themselves against the common enemy of Imperialism. Pan-Africanism's influence can be characterized through its contributions to art, media, and politics.","extract_html":"
Pan-Africanism is a cultural and political ideology calling for the unification of the various African communities and their diasporadic counterparts for the purpose of empowering each other. The heights of the movement is primarily characterized in the west by the black nationalist struggles of Marcus Garvey, and the push for greater self determination by W.E.B Du Bois during the early twentieth century. The literature is much vaster once one leaves the western world and enters the African continent, where one can find a consistent effort in much of the territory to unify themselves against the common enemy of Imperialism. Pan-Africanism's influence can be characterized through its contributions to art, media, and politics.
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