{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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The Indiana Hoosiers women's basketball team is the intercollegiate women's basketball program representing Indiana University Bloomington. The school competes in the Big Ten Conference in NCAA Division I. The Hoosiers play home basketball games at Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall on the university campus in Bloomington, Indiana.
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