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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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Jason Schreier is an American journalist and author who primarily covers the video game industry. He worked as a news reporter for Kotaku from 2011 to 2020 and was recognized for several investigative stories, particularly on the crunch culture within the industry. In April 2020, Schreier joined the technology focus team at Bloomberg News.
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